Monday, April 25, 2005

Back by popular demand(well not really in demand, but it was a popular topic previously nontheless)

again bored at work.

since my fans love to read about my grave digging and mis-adventures, i shall bring back a classic, from my old blog. for those who've read it before, u'll find that the font over here will make it more readable. for those who havent? haha, PREPARE YOURSELF!(king willy accent, from Predator 2 movie) you are gonna get a kick out of this

"01:58pm 21/07/2004

i'll never forget wat happened yesterday, its so damn fuckin creepy, it has been etched in my memory forever...

i've been picked up by a horny-3months-pregnant-married-half-eurasian-lady-on-anti-depressant-medication.

at first i thought she was being just overly frenly- up to the point when she said she was on anti-depressants, thats when klaxons in my head start blaring.

i was at borders at bout 5.30pm odd? thereabouts i guess, supposed to meet sherman and co for a dance competition that wilson's taking part in. and so i was at borders looking for books by my fav author i've yet to read but unfortunately the couple of books by him left were those i've already read. NEXT! and so i hop onto the sports section to look on books on martial art, looking for something interesting to read. saw this book on samurai swords, ok so i take it and read it. and suddenly...this lady starts sniffing at me asking me wat perfume i was wearing.

i dunno if startled's the word. i pretty much fumbled infact i cant remember if i told her. then she went on introducing herself and all. for a while there i thought she just wanted to noe wat colonge i was using but apparently i thought wrong. she went on telling me how goodlooking i was and all. of coz then i didnt realise that anything was wrong, and her being so chatty, she said she was just back from the states and she cant get out of being so liberal and open and frenly and etc. ok apparently i bought that story. and then she asked wat book i was reading, told her some martial arts books, which leads to the next question, "so that means u work out a lot?" started squeezing my upper arms to feel my biceps and look into my shirt at my chest(jacq is SO gonna kill me). then she was asking if i was muslim, and after i said yes she was like greeting me islam style holding out her hand to 'salam'. she was like saying how hairy my arms were and i told her i had indian blood. then surprise qn "how bout your pubes? do u have hair there? can i see? want to have your dick sucked?" i'm like WTF!? of coz i said no, but still it had not dawned upon me yet *sigh* then she wanted to kiss me, and was forcing herself on me and all(omg) and yes of coz i resisted.. at first i thought i must be the next joke in some Gotcha! stint waitin for her to tell me i'm on tv or something, but no. she had this torn part of her shirt which looked like a design to me at first, but she said her cats scratched her that morning. and then she was asking where my gf was and all, told her she was not with me and was busy and all.we sat down somewhere in borders and just started talking, asking me why am i sweating so much in air con. told her i'm not used to be being picked up by girls and i'm still traumatised by the experience. and i did the most hideous thing. invited her for the dance competition at China Black.

went to have some fries and onion rings at BK and she was telling me how she likes fucking around. and then i asked "but arent u married?" and she tells me yeah but her husband doesnt mind infact he does it all the time too. she was telling me how she just fucked 3 indian guys yesterday at hotel81 bencoolen. she was saying how they didnt bother with condoms since she's already pregnant so wat the hell they all came in her. (yes i still have not realised it yet) later on she was telling me lost a few things after the orgy. her hp(she doesnt seem the least bothered by it though) and her panties. o_O "didnt u go home last nite?" "nope, onli later" "which means ur not wearing anything down there?" *shakes head with naughty grin* (omgomgomgomgomgomg ytf do these kinda things have to happen to me!?) after eating she ask if we could smoke, and i was like "arent u pregnant?" "yeah i shouldnt smoke right?" "of coz" "oh ok then"ok so we went to meet sherman and while waiting for him at pacific plaza lobby, she was telling me she was on anti-depressant drugs. thats when something inside my head went off and went "uh oh" suddenly i realise the resemblance of her to my collegue at work, brandon, how both are weird, freaky and zombie-ish. infact if i knew a hell lot early i'd run already.

and so we met sherman and she was like trying to kiss him and all. geez... and she was being so sticky and such, urgh. she met the rest of us and everyone agreed they were freaked out by her. finally we all planned to ditch her. told her i was gonna meet my gf and couldnt go for the dance comp. she was sad but ok with it, and she said she'll stay for the dance comp. the rest of us were like trying to dodge and avoid her like hell, infact during the queue i had to squat so she wouldnt see me. i was traumatized. i wish my gf was there, she'd prolly go wallop her or something. me? nah, i cant hit her, or any women for that matter, prolly the reason why i didnt start running already. by the time we went into the club everything looked better as she was mingling around with like everyone lol. then i had a gut feeling and needed to go to wash my hands. true enuf when i came back i saw her chatting with sherman, thank god.(owe u one buddy, infact i owe all u guys for having to put up with the mad woman last nite...) so after she vamoosed i came back and had a fun nite watching everyone in the dance competition.

wilson's team made it gd, but unfortunately didnt get to the finals. i think the opposing team werent sportmanship enuf and all. oh well.after the first rounds were over it was time for the public to dance, and my new found 'fren' took to the dance floor with bombastic moves. and i was like "isnt she pregnant?" then last i heard she flashed her boobies and got thrown out by the bouncer.

man, i think that was one life changing event. i guess i haven changed much as in why this kinda screwy things always happen to me heh. well to u guys who were with me last nite i want to voice my thanks because w/o u i'd not noe wat to do. i was planning to skip the damn competition and bring her elsewhere just so my frens wont suffer. sherman was like telling me to bring her back to borders and just make the run for it. but how can i? its not enuf she'll be stuck there i mean, i'm not that evil(maybe thats why nice guys finish last =\) but anyway since i've not the time to talk to jacq about this i hope she reads it or something lol.i was hoping to get picked up in the club, but this is ridiculous! haha, man... now i noe wat parents mean when "u shouldnt talk to strangers" lesson learnt, i am NOT falling for such a thing anymore. god save my soul... haha *sigh* ._. (thank god i didnt dream of her last nite, and hope to heavens i never will!) dammit jackie, i need u now..."


there i hope u folks enjoyed it. once while i was out havin coffee with ashraf and my rachel @ starhubs wheelock, she actually came over to our table from the sidewalk to ask for the time. of coz i recognized her instantly and immediately sunk into my seat, looking away and covering my face. EVERYONE ELSE DIDNT NOE WHO SHE WAS. she looked similar though, i dun see anymore belly. oh well. anyway told them all about it and they laughed out loud. it was THE michelle. lol. she didnt see me though, and left after gotten the time. she looked more sane and sober though, even sounded professional w/o giving any crazy or dirty looks to the others. lol

Sunday, April 24, 2005

Kamelot - March of Mephisto

now, as promised, the next track i'm gonna feature here is March of Mephisto. 1st track of the album.

for those who aspire to buy or have already bought the album, there's a hidden part of the first track. if u use a hifi or discman, rewind the first track after u play it, u'll find that there's actually something extra there. hehe

here's the link to the music vid for this song. again they used the radio edit vers, of which the keyboard solo isnt inside, sad, but oh well. there's no behind the scenes vid for this one tho.
oh the keyboard solo is by Stratovarious's keyboardist i think. guest musician.

and now onto the lyrics.

Kamelot - March of Mephisto

ASPIRAT PRIMO FORTUNA LABORI
ME DUCE TUTUS ERIS
VOX POPULI VOX DEI
AD MAIOREM DEI GLORIAM...
AD INFINITUM

You know just who i am
Don't be so distant
Cause when you're lost
I am solely there to share your grief

Wailing your sorrow
Is only my way to comfort you
Reminders of innocent youth
Waiting for morrow you're lonely
I name your solitude
i speaketh the truth

Now tell me all about your pain
Down to the detail
Don't say it's love
Your fragile heart feeds my contempt

Wailing your sorrow
Is only my way to comfort you
Reminders of innocent youth
Waiting for morrow you're lonely
I name your solitude
I speaketh the truth

Chase the heathen call
We belong...you and i
Unison in all you deny

I am the thorn in your side
That seeks accomplishment
Reminding the mortal of death
I am the spore of your pride
An angel heavensent
The master of all
I am the urge of the flesh